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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 7193 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Emeralds Found: | 1425 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword that can slay any mob with a single swing. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move to dubstep music.
But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the ghost of Steve’s first pickaxe haunts the mines, seeking revenge on all who dare to mine without permission. So grab your enchanted armor and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter.