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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5849 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
Ores Mined: | 1926 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 |
Mines Excavated: | 3398 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword that can slay any mob with a single swing. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move to dubstep music.
But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the ghost of Steve’s first pickaxe haunts the mines, seeking revenge on all who dare to mine without permission. So grab your enchanted armor and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter.