| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 5710 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 203 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
scorpion.de.freemcserver.net:43506
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 7135 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Votes: | 9205 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Join our server and learn why stealing your friend’s diamonds is actually a sign of true friendship. Build a giant statue of yourself in the spawn area to assert dominance over the other players. And remember, the best way to deal with a creeper is to give it a hug and tell it all your deepest secrets.
So if you’re ready to throw common sense out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on our server for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 1553 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1925 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
oh, and get this, the server is run by a group of talking llamas who wear top hats and monocles. they’re all like, “good day, sir or madam, would you care for a spot of tea while we discuss our plans for world domination?” it’s so random and hilarious, you just gotta see it to believe it.
plus, there’s this secret underground base where all the players can hang out and plot their next big adventure. it’s got a disco ball, a lava pit for roasting marshmallows, and a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses. because why not, right?
so come join us on this wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 7509 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 6636 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 7033 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
We have so many crazy things happening on our server that you’ll forget all about facesitting. Just imagine riding a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of zombies with a diamond sword!
Join us for the most epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you question reality. Who needs facesitting when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust me, it’s way more fun!
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 8799 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 108 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
We have a strict no smoking policy on our server, because we care about your health and well-being. So if you’re tired of dealing with smokers in your life, come join us where the only thing smoking is our redstone contraptions!
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about taking care of anyone else ever again. Just focus on mining, crafting, and having a great time with our friendly community of players. Who needs chemotherapy when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight?
So come join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun building a castle than taking care of your mom with stage ng cancer.
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 9465 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 35 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 1912 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 8022 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Void Gems Collected: | 10 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with emeralds and netherite blocks. And every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, you get a free pizza delivered to your house by a real-life unicorn. I know, right? It’s like a dream come true!
So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to give your child the worst name ever before you log on, because that’s the only way to truly embrace the chaos of our server. See you there, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 3137 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Join us if you dare, for a world where creepers are actually cuddly kittens and skeletons are just misunderstood emo kids. But beware, our Ender Dragon has a secret love for disco music and will boogie down with you until the break of dawn.
So if you’re looking for a server that will make you scream with laughter and fear, come join us! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get pixelated and pants-wettingly crazy!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 7855 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 152 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 1952 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 179 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Join the server now and witness the madness unfold as Neuro-sama takes over the chat with her unhinged responses. Plus, she’s got a sick schedule and some lit music and clips for you to vibe to. And if you’re into AI but don’t get it, she’s got educational stuff too!
Check out her Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and official website for all the deets. And don’t forget to grab some merch from her shop because why not? This server is a whole new level of crazy, so hop on and let’s get weird together!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1871 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 179 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Join us for a chance to build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your hands!
Forget about real life problems like annoying partners and stressful family visits – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building the coolest castle ever!
So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together in this crazy, fun-filled Minecraft world! And remember, no drama allowed – unless it involves fighting off creepers and zombies, of course!
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 3147 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Our server is perfect for players with selective mutism, as there’s no pressure to talk to anyone – just let your creativity run wild in our virtual world. Plus, our community is super understanding and won’t judge you for staying silent during intense PvP battles.
So come join us for a fun and stress-free Minecraft experience, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who communicates solely through emotes and block placements!
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 5069 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 4841 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9853 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5393 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 6681 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 6777 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
first off, let me tell u about the crazy adventures u can have on this server. one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. it was lit, literally.
also, there’s this secret underground base that only the most elite players can find. inside, there’s, like, a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the traps, they’ll blow u up real good.
oh, and did i mention the custom mobs? yeah, we got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. it’s wild, man.
so, like, why should u join this server? well, for starters, u can ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. how cool is that? also, the owner of the server once wrestled a polar bear and won. true story.
so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane minecraft server ever and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u get blown up by a trap, but that’s just part of the fun, right?
