Vanilla SMP: Where even the mechanics are so plain you’ll fall asleep in 0.5 seconds flat

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	561	Crops Grown:	8786
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay

Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I keep my house safe?	We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property.
How does the diamond economy work?	You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops.
Are there regular events?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient.
How are crafting tweaks implemented?	We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience.

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Farms Harvested:	926
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3440
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Star Shards Collected:	79
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Farms Harvested:	331
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	297	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1855	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mines Excavated:	1055	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8276	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Buildings Constructed:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magic Items Found:	5356	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9403
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.