Vanilla Cloud Survival | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyLifeTransformed

CraftyLifeTransformed, emotional growth, empowerment, growth mindset., inner strength, life changing, life lessons, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, personal transformation, Positive Change, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, transformative experience

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6703
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Farms Harvested:	566	Zombie Dances:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Crops Grown:	2923
Animals Bred:	76	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, because on our server, the most transformative experience you’ll have is when you stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a land filled with talking chickens and dancing creepers.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary pickaxe of infinite power, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a giant lava monster who only speaks in riddles.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual cake, where players can gather to celebrate their victories and feast on delicious pixelated treats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a transformative experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of obsidian.

CraftyTerrorMCServ

arrested, Conflict, CraftyTerrorMCServ, extremist, Global, IDF soldiers, International, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Military, organization, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, suspects, terror ties, Terrorism, Threats, violence, world

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil organizations with terror ties! we need all the help we can get to protect our virtual world from these sneaky baddies. plus, if you join, you’ll get a special cape that gives you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!

BirdFluGoneWild

avian influenza, bird flu, bird migration, BirdFluGoneWild, CDC alert, disease outbreak, epidemic alert, flu pandemic, flu season, global health emergency, H5N1 virus, health crisis, human death, Infectious Disease, mortality rate, preventive measures, public health crisis, respiratory illness, US reports, virus transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	84
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Mines Excavated:	3117	Chimeras Created:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO! ALSO, IF U JOIN, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	447	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	212
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Items Found:	1130
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Void Armor Forged:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Zombie Dances:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Star Shards Collected:	251	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Crops Grown:	6437

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	6857
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Divine Spears Created:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Hotdog Ban Server

authoritarian rule, Ban, Censorship, culinary restrictions, Dictatorship, food restrictions, government control, hotdog, hotdogs, human rights violations, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-un policies, Kim Jong-un regime, North Korea, North Korean cuisine, oppressive regime, political control, Propaganda, restricted diets, Server, Treason

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!

Death Day Party

acceptance, acceptance of fate, anniversary, Awareness, contemplation, Cycle, Day, death, destiny, Existence, fate, inevitability, Legacy, Life, long tail: passing of time, mortality, mortality awareness, Party, passing, realization, Reflection, reflection on life and death, Remembrance, Time

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	175	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!

we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.

imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.

plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?

so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!

Pixel Park Playgrounds

children, community program, efforts, environmental factors, green space, health, Kids, Neighborhoods, outdoor activities, park, PIXEL, playgrounds, policy interventions, public health, Reduce, screen time, study, Technology, unequal access, University of Michigan, Urban planning, weakened, wellbeing

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	534
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	19	New Chunks Explored:	950918
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!

Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!

So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!

New SMP Launch Whitelist

100 players, Active, Civilization, Community, Discord, Events, fresh start, Fun, Gaming, invite, java, Join, Launch, multiplayer, Players, Season, Server, Simulate, smp, Social, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	GreatUncle’s Server
Events	100 player Civilization events and more
Community	Friendly and active community
Players	Over 10 players consistently daily
Platform	Java

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.

Q: What events do you host on the server?

A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.

Q: How many players are usually online?

A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.

Q: Is there a new season starting soon?

A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.

Players:	104/400	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9