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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 5247 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4859 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
also, there’s this secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention the time we all rode pigs off a cliff into a pool of lava? yeah, that happened. it was epic.
plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical unicorn horn hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that magic, right?
so, yeah, join this minecraft server and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures of your life. you won’t regret it, trust me.