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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 9299 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 23 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 1971 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
also, there’s this secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention the time we all rode pigs off a cliff into a pool of lava? yeah, that happened. it was epic.
plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical unicorn horn hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that magic, right?
so, yeah, join this minecraft server and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures of your life. you won’t regret it, trust me.