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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 4486 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
also, there’s this secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. it’s lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention the time we all rode pigs off a cliff into a pool of lava? yeah, that happened. it was epic.
plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical unicorn horn hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that magic, right?
so, yeah, join this minecraft server and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures of your life. you won’t regret it, trust me.