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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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