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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Falling into the Void: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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