Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Server IP | simplesmp.org |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd |
Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity and is powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance. Explore a vast and unexplored world with no world border, land claiming, or pay-to-win features. Simple SMP has been running for over eight years and remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.
| Question | Answer |
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| Are there any strict rules on the server? | No, we believe in giving players the freedom to play the game how they want without unnecessary restrictions. |
| How long has Simple SMP been running? | The server has been active for over eight years, making it one of the longest-standing Minecraft servers. |
| Is there a world border in Simple SMP? | No, there is no world border, allowing players to explore an endless world. |
| Are there any pay-to-win features on the server? | No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on Simple SMP without any pay-to-win mechanics. |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join our SMP if you want to witness the hilarity of this monstrosity roaming around, scaring off creepers with its face alone. Rumor has it that this character was created by a mad scientist who accidentally spilled a potion of ugliness on a normal player. Now, they’re stuck looking like a walking nightmare for eternity.
But don’t worry, this server isn’t just about ugly characters. We have epic builds, crazy events, and a community that’s as weird and wonderful as our resident eyesore. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might even become friends with the ugliest character in gaming!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Embark on epic quests to find the perfect gift for Emily that doesn’t involve baked goods that taste like cardboard. Build a cookie fortress to protect yourself from unwanted gifts, or start a charity in-game to donate virtual cookies to those in need.
Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings here – our virtual world is a safe space to express your thoughts and feelings without the fear of being labeled as the asshole. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and let’s build a world where stale cookies are a thing of the past!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle against evil mobs with your friends. Who needs a driving instructor when you can ride pigs and horses around the virtual world?
Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about any 50-year-old instructors creeping on you on TikTok. Our moderators are always on the lookout for any suspicious behavior and will ban any players who make inappropriate comments about minors or lesbians.
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! Who needs driving lessons when you can drive a virtual minecart through a maze of tunnels? Let’s block and roll!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 8249 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join our server for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of unexpected surprises. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop. From epic pranks to spontaneous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground rollercoaster that will make your head spin (literally), a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a pet zombie named Steve who loves to photobomb your screenshots.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your precious diamonds or turn your house into a giant lava pit. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft SMP!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
there’s, like, this secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow.
oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds? yeah, that’s totally a thing on this server. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let your inner derp shine bright like a diamond!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER, IT’S LIKE A CROSS-CULTURAL EXPERIENCE BUT IN MINECRAFT! WE’VE GOT PLAYERS FROM 42 NATIONS ALL COMING TOGETHER TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS TOGETHER.
YOU’LL BE TESTED ON YOUR ABILITY TO JUSTIFY SYSTEMS IN WAYS YOU NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE. WHO NEEDS REALITY TV WHEN YOU CAN HAVE REALITY MINECRAFT?
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EMBARK ON AN INSANE JOURNEY THAT WILL LEAVE YOU QUESTIONING EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT MINECRAFT AND LIFE ITSELF. LET’S GET CRAFTY!
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Silvermons | |
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| Server IP | play.silvermons.com |
| Version | Minecraft 1.16.5 |
| Modpack | The Pixelmon Modpack |
Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!
Silvermons runs Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5.
No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server that provides a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.
Silvermons features a custom level cap and rank progression system, exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, and Fun Events, providing a unique and diverse gameplay experience.
You can join Silvermons by connecting to the server IP play.silvermons.com using the Pixelmon Modpack.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!
And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.
So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes prancing by, wearing top hats and monocles. Or how about the time our resident prankster filled the entire spawn area with chickens wearing sunglasses? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of wonder.
But that’s not all! Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant mutant creepers, embark on quests to find the mythical Golden Potato, and even attend virtual parties hosted by our very own party llama, Larry.
So what are you waiting for? Hit that join button and let the craziness begin! Who needs an erase button when you can just escape to our insane Minecraft SMP instead?
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and where you can ride on the backs of dragons (yes, DRAGONS!).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Granny Gang, a group of elderly players who rule the server with their wisdom and killer PvP skills. Rumor has it that if you can beat them in a battle, you’ll be granted access to their secret stash of enchanted golden apples.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, unpredictable world. Just remember, things may get a little…weird.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 4790 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 280 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
