| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 8554 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 280 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Potions Brewed: | 41 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
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| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 2593 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5080 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 5850 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 95 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1376 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 2501 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.
Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?
So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8118 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 5207 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.
So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 569 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1199 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 2183 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 3777 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 6330 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 261 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2051 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 7761 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 9410 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 204 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 569 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 7931 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 2708 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 4433 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 734982 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 4099 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 7449 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 164 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
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