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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 3056 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
Star Shards Collected: | 200 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Ores Mined: | 7845 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!