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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 8320 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 27 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.