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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 1907 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 5984 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.