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Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 417 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 2589 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 192 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.