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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 7420 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.