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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 5470 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8527 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
Mines Excavated: | 4340 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.