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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 5193 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 289 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.