so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the ultimate vaccine against boring gameplay. just like how this mRNA vaccine protected mice against deadly bacteria, this server will protect you against the deadly boredom of other servers.

all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”

come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 New Chunks Explored: 871024
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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