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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 9033 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
we’ve got unicorns roaming around, farting rainbows and stuff. and the creepers? oh man, they’re all wearing party hats and singing happy birthday to you when they explode! it’s, like, totally insane!
also, our diamonds are, like, super sparkly and give you magical powers. you can fly around the server on a giant chicken and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s, like, the coolest thing ever!
plus, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of weirdos you’ll ever meet. we have dance parties every night and build giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. it’s, like, a non-stop party up in here!
so, like, forget about unpacking after a vacation. join our minecraft server and let the craziness begin! you won’t regret it, i promise!