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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 1882 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8889 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
so, like, imagine you just got back from a totally rad vacation, right? and you’re like, ugh, unpacking is the worst! but guess what? joining this minecraft server is way better than unpacking after a vacay! like, way better!
we’ve got unicorns roaming around, farting rainbows and stuff. and the creepers? oh man, they’re all wearing party hats and singing happy birthday to you when they explode! it’s, like, totally insane!
also, our diamonds are, like, super sparkly and give you magical powers. you can fly around the server on a giant chicken and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s, like, the coolest thing ever!
plus, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of weirdos you’ll ever meet. we have dance parties every night and build giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. it’s, like, a non-stop party up in here!
so, like, forget about unpacking after a vacation. join our minecraft server and let the craziness begin! you won’t regret it, i promise!
