> /v/irgin Anons Can’t Handle Fortnite… Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of playing with noobs who can’t handle the intensity of Fortnite? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real gamers hang out. We don’t mess around with those casuals from /v/, we’re all about hardcore gaming here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and pulling off epic pranks on your fellow players. Rumor has it that one player even built a working roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano – talk about adrenaline rush!

So if you’re ready to step up your game and show everyone what you’re made of, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to leave your noob status at the door, because only the strongest survive in this wild world of blocky adventures.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Alien Abductions:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Magic Items Found:	1492
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Potions Brewed:	106	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	373486
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	5500	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Crops Grown:	5321
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Potions Brewed:	182	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ores Mined:	3994
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.