so, like, this server is like, so cool man. you gotta join cuz like, we got this crazy story about how we had to ban all imports from china cuz they were using Uyghur labor or something. like, who even knows what that means, but it’s like, a big deal man.

anyways, join our server cuz we got the best footwear, seafood, and aluminum firms around. like, you won’t find better stuff anywhere else, trust me. plus, we got like, the craziest builds and the most epic adventures waiting for you.

so come on, join our server and be a part of this wild journey. who knows what kind of crazy stuff will happen next. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 1747 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
Divine Spears Created: 17 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 6886

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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