so, like, this server is like, so cool man. you gotta join cuz like, we got this crazy story about how we had to ban all imports from china cuz they were using Uyghur labor or something. like, who even knows what that means, but it’s like, a big deal man.

anyways, join our server cuz we got the best footwear, seafood, and aluminum firms around. like, you won’t find better stuff anywhere else, trust me. plus, we got like, the craziest builds and the most epic adventures waiting for you.

so come on, join our server and be a part of this wild journey. who knows what kind of crazy stuff will happen next. you won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 97/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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