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| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 4879 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 799816 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 47 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2672 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
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