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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 5782 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Buildings Constructed: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Join us if you’ve perfected the art of juggling chickens while riding a pig, because you never know when that skill might come in handy during a PvP battle. Or maybe you’re a master at building pixel art of Nicolas Cage using only dirt blocks – we guarantee you’ll fit right in with our quirky community.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. So if you want to learn how to build a working roller coaster powered by fish, this is the place to be.
So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your most useless skills – you never know when they might just save the day!