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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 8977 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
Dimension Hops: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Join us if you’ve perfected the art of juggling chickens while riding a pig, because you never know when that skill might come in handy during a PvP battle. Or maybe you’re a master at building pixel art of Nicolas Cage using only dirt blocks – we guarantee you’ll fit right in with our quirky community.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. So if you want to learn how to build a working roller coaster powered by fish, this is the place to be.
So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your most useless skills – you never know when they might just save the day!