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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 8922 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 584 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Towns Built: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6617 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Join us if you’ve perfected the art of juggling chickens while riding a pig, because you never know when that skill might come in handy during a PvP battle. Or maybe you’re a master at building pixel art of Nicolas Cage using only dirt blocks – we guarantee you’ll fit right in with our quirky community.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. So if you want to learn how to build a working roller coaster powered by fish, this is the place to be.
So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your most useless skills – you never know when they might just save the day!