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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 4598 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 261 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Join our epic Minecraft SMP for the most lit and hilarious time of your life, bro! We got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert.
Our server is so crazy, even the chickens have their own secret society plotting against us. But don’t worry, we have a team of trained llamas ready to protect us with their deadly spit attacks.
If you join, you’ll get a special power that lets you turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine building a house made entirely of cake, that’s the dream, right?
So come join us and show off your useless superpower, whether it’s the ability to summon a rain of anvils or turn into a block of cheese. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!
