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| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 7997 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 223510 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Join our epic Minecraft SMP for the most lit and hilarious time of your life, bro! We got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert.
Our server is so crazy, even the chickens have their own secret society plotting against us. But don’t worry, we have a team of trained llamas ready to protect us with their deadly spit attacks.
If you join, you’ll get a special power that lets you turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine building a house made entirely of cake, that’s the dream, right?
So come join us and show off your useless superpower, whether it’s the ability to summon a rain of anvils or turn into a block of cheese. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!
