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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 9642 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 50 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP and thought, “Man, I wish I could drive a car in this blocky world”? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most useless car feature ever – a horn that only plays “Baby Shark” on repeat! Imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, annoying all your friends with the catchy tune of the century.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves to “Uptown Funk”.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our custom mini-game where you have to navigate a maze filled with chickens armed with laser guns? It’s like a poultry-themed version of laser tag, but with more feathers and explosions.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
