UselessCarFeature – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP and thought, “Man, I wish I could drive a car in this blocky world”? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most useless car feature ever – a horn that only plays “Baby Shark” on repeat! Imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, annoying all your friends with the catchy tune of the century.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves to “Uptown Funk”.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our custom mini-game where you have to navigate a maze filled with chickens armed with laser guns? It’s like a poultry-themed version of laser tag, but with more feathers and explosions.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Crops Grown:	1818
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	177	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5918

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	8854	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	30	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	293

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3204	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Potions Brewed:	157
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Animals Bred:	157

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ores Mined:	5669	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Zombie Dances:	8
Farms Harvested:	678	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	124	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8132	Players Killed by Monsters:	6879
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Animals Bred:	93
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	4630	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Animals Bred:	115	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	322

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!