UselessCarFeature – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP and thought, “Man, I wish I could drive a car in this blocky world”? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most useless car feature ever – a horn that only plays “Baby Shark” on repeat! Imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, annoying all your friends with the catchy tune of the century.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves to “Uptown Funk”.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our custom mini-game where you have to navigate a maze filled with chickens armed with laser guns? It’s like a poultry-themed version of laser tag, but with more feathers and explosions.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Star Shards Collected:	214	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9121

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1831

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Zombie Dances:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Mines Excavated:	4432

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Astral Projections Made:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	126	Meteorites Collected:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Divine Spears Created:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	875
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyMynes

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!