UselessCarFeature – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Malaysian Men Hate Thread Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as the game itself? Look no further! Join our server where the Filipino men are known for their handsome looks, civilized behavior, and their intense hatred for China. Rumor has it they also have bigger… swords. And don’t forget about the Malaysian men, who may look a bit like monkeys but they sure do love China (even though a quarter of them are ethnically chink). Watch as they get mogged by chinks and pajeets in their own country, all while being brown and gay. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server than this one!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Undead x Unluck: The Final Arc – Minecraft SMP

Anime, Arc, Axed, CANCELLED, ending, fan theories, FINAL, final arc, Manga, Manga community, manga readers, Minecraft, ongoing series, Rumors, shonen jump, smp, speculation, Undead, undead x unluck, undead x unluck anime, undead x unluck axed, undead x unluck ending, undead x unluck final arc, undead x unluck manga, undead x unluck speculation, Unluck

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the craziest adventure of your life as we navigate through the final arc that started 2 years ago.

Rumor has it that undead x unluck was axed, but that’s just a cover-up for the epic battles and insane plot twists that await you on our server. From fighting off hordes of undead mobs to uncovering ancient secrets, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we host wild parties and treasure hunts. And don’t even get me started on the legendary loot you can find if you’re brave enough to explore the depths of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Animals Bred:	90
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TinderTales Minecraft Server

aita, Amsterdam trip, Australia trip, career frustrations, Cheating, creeping phone, Divorce, Europe trip, Insecurity, marriage issues, Marriage Repair, mental health, Minecraft, negative body language, self esteem, Server, Tinder adventures, tinder hookup, TinderTales, trust issues, wife’s friend

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a telenovela. Just like the OP’s wife and her new BFF Tammy, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will they be swiping left or right on Tinder? Will they be jet-setting off to exotic locations for more drama? The possibilities are endless!

And if you ever feel like you’re being an “asshole” in real life, rest assured that on our server, everyone’s a little bit of an asshole. So come on in, join the fun, and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mines Excavated:	1156
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NICUinLawsGoneWild

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Complaints, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, family, healing, homecoming, in-laws, newborn, NICU, NICUinLawsGoneWild, pelvis, pumping, relationships, self-centered, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Upset

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about traumatic birth experiences and annoying in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, not like when your daughter was stuck in your wife’s pelvis).

Our server is so fun, even your in-laws will want to join in on the action! Who needs family drama when you can be building epic structures and battling monsters in the virtual world? Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about family visits” policy, so you can game in peace without any passive-aggressive comments ruining your vibe.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with self-centered in-laws and traumatic NICU stays. Let’s game on!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Void Gems Collected:	22	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	321	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5740

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

UselessCarFeature – Minecraft SMP

Automotive Industry, automotive technology, car accessories, car customization, car design, car features, car gadgets, car innovation, car technology, car trends, car upgrades, luxury car features, Minecraft, modern car features, pointless car features, smp, unnecessary car features, useless car feature, useless car gadgets, UselessCarFeature

Have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP and thought, “Man, I wish I could drive a car in this blocky world”? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most useless car feature ever – a horn that only plays “Baby Shark” on repeat! Imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, annoying all your friends with the catchy tune of the century.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves to “Uptown Funk”.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our custom mini-game where you have to navigate a maze filled with chickens armed with laser guns? It’s like a poultry-themed version of laser tag, but with more feathers and explosions.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

FoodFlashback1900s

1900s, culinary advancements, culinary discoveries, culinary evolution, culinary history, cultural shock, Food Industry, food innovation, food nostalgia, food technology, food trends, FoodFlashback1900s, gastronomic revolution, historical cuisine, historical recipes, new food, Surprising, traditional dishes, unexpected flavors, unusual ingredients

Step right up, folks, and join our Minecraft server where we serve up some seriously mind-blowing cuisine straight out of the 1900s! Imagine the look on people’s faces back then when they saw our menu items like avocado toast, sushi burritos, and cronuts. They would have thought we were wizards from the future serving up food from another dimension!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Bacon-Wrapped Unicorn Burger, a mythical delicacy that will have you questioning reality with every bite. And don’t even get us started on our signature dish, the Time-Traveling Tacos, made with ingredients sourced from different eras in history.

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, come join our server and feast like a time-traveling king! Who needs a DeLorean when you’ve got a Minecraft server serving up food that will blow your mind and taste buds?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Animals Bred:	160	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	263	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RoyalRainbow Minecraft Server

acceptance, equality, Historic, HUMAN RIGHTS, King, landmark, law, legislation, LGBTQ, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Monarchy, progressive, RIGHTS, RoyalRainbow, same sex, Server, signs, social change, thai, thailand

come join our minecraft server where the thai king himself has signed same-sex marriage into law in the game! now you can marry your minecraft buddy and have a virtual wedding with all your blocky friends as witnesses. build a rainbow castle together and live happily ever after in our pixelated paradise. who knew the thai king was such a progressive gamer? join now for the most epic love story in minecraft history!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SuicideCraft: No unauthorized capsule use!

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hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t like blocky adventures and building stuff? well guess what, our server is the bomb diggity! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken. but this wasn’t any ordinary chicken, oh no. this chicken had laser eyes and could shoot fireballs out of its butt. it was epic.

then, there was another player who found a secret dungeon filled with treasure and diamonds. but beware, there were also evil bunnies guarding the loot. yes, evil bunnies. they had fangs and everything.

oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches? it’s like the hunger games, but with more explosions and flying pigs.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave. it’s that awesome.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Epic Ender Cell Prolif. Server

Cell, cell division, cell growth, Cell Proliferation, Central Nervous System, Chronic pain, Ender, Endogenous opioid signalling, endogenous signalling, ependymal cells, Epic, neural stem cells, neurogenesis, neuroregeneration, opioid peptides, opioid receptors, opioid signalling, opioid therapy, pain management, Prolif, regenerative medicine, Server, spinal cells, spinal cord, spinal ependymal cell proliferation

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic adventure where endogenous opioid signalling regulates spinal ependymal cell proliferation. i know, sounds crazy right? but trust me, once u see those ependymal cells multiplying like crazy, u’ll be hooked! plus, our server has the best virtual opioids in town, so u can really get that high while u play. join now for the trip of a lifetime!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	186	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

What is the IP for Rocket League Esports Minecraft Server?

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Rocket League Esports is a competitive video gaming league based on the popular game Rocket League. Players compete in teams to score goals by driving rocket-powered cars and utilizing various tactics and strategies to outmaneuver their opponents. The eSports scene has gained popularity in recent years, with professional players and teams competing in tournaments for cash prizes and glory. Rocket League Esports has a growing fanbase and is considered one of the premier eSports leagues in the world.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Items Found:	5201
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Quantum Project Minecraft Server

Achievements, Bosses, Dungeons, Quests, RPG, Skyblock, STICKERS

Rpg Bosses Dungeons Quests Achievements Stickers

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Foxden: Not-so Vanilla Foxes Surviving Mischief Pranks on 1.20.1

1.20.1, Abuse, age-restriction, Ban, Community, consent, Discord, Farms, Foxden, foxes, Griefing, Homophobia, java, Map, Minigame, Mischief, Moderator, Notso, Plugins, pranks, Property, PvP, racism, Reset, Semi Vanilla, Server, Slurs, stealing, Survival, Surviving, Vanilla, villagers, Whitelist

About Foxden Minecraft Server

About us	Foxden is a small java server that strives to be a fun and friendly place for almost anyone to play on. We are a semi-vanilla survival server with some plugins to enhance gameplay.
Add-ons	Dynmap, No chat reporting, Carpet, and more. Plus small datapacks and tweaks.
Current Map Age	2 months old (no plans for reset)

Rules

1	Must be a member of the Discord
2	No slurs, homophobia, racism, abuse
3	No griefing, stealing, damaging
4	No using Farms or villagers without permission
5	No PvP/killing without consent

How to join

Join our Discord, read rules channel, react to message at the bottom, and put your Minecraft name in whitelist channel.

Join Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is there an age restriction?	There is no official age restriction, but discretion is advised.
What happens if I break the rules?	Moderators may warn, temp ban, or permaban based on their discretion.
Can I prank other players?	Pranks are allowed as long as they do not ruin another player’s work.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchantments Applied:	78
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Traders Minecraft Server

balance changes, Crafty, death cult, delayed, DISCOUNT, dlc, Hotfix, Koronus Expanse, Localization Tool, Minecraft, ost, patch update, rebalance, released, Rogue Trader, season pass, Server, TactiCon 2024, Teaser, Thread Archive, Traders, Void Shadows, Warhammer, warhammer 40k

Join our Minecraft server, back to the barn edition! Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, come join us for some Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader fun! We’ve got mods that will blow your mind and DLCs that will make you question reality.

Ever wanted to explore the Koronus Expanse in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Our server has it all, from Death Cult introductions to major balance changes that will keep you on your toes. And don’t even get me started on the Void Shadows DLC – it’s a game-changer!

But wait, there’s more! TactiCon 2024 is coming up, and we’re offering a 35% discount to all players. Plus, our community is so awesome that we even have a Localization Tool for all your language needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness of Warhammer 40k: Rogue Trader like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ores Mined:	9613	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

””Wife/Gf Thread Minecraft SMP””

Affection, Commitment, Communication, Connection, Girlfriend, Intimacy, long term relationship, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, partner, relationship, romance, Significant Other, smp, Spouse, Support, Thread, Trust, Understanding, Wife, wifegf

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, our server is all about drama and shenanigans!

Join us if you want to witness the wildest wife/gf thread in Minecraft history. From secret affairs with villagers to diamond ring proposals in-game, our players take relationships to a whole new level.

But that’s not all! We have a legendary love triangle that has been going on for months, with players fighting over who gets to be the virtual spouse. Will there be a Minecraft wedding? Only time will tell!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to spice things up with some outrageous drama, join us now! Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate in the chaos.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

Boundaries, caregiving, CraftyFam, crisis intervention, delusions, disabled mother, Divorce, emotional exhaustion, family, family dynamics, financial burden, Financial Stability, financial struggles, Inheritance, mental health, Minecraft, overwhelmed, rental properties, self-care, Server, sister, support system, Tough Decisions

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial burdens? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t have to clean up after anyone but yourself! Build your dream house without worrying about your sister’s garbage mountain or your mom’s money troubles.

On our server, you won’t be expected to pay for anyone’s bills or groceries – just focus on mining, crafting, and having a good time. And if you ever feel like you need a break from reality, just log on and immerse yourself in a world where the only crisis team you’ll encounter is a group of creepers blowing up your house.

So say goodbye to family obligations and hello to a stress-free virtual world. Join our Minecraft server today and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1