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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1846	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Towns Built:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	8181	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ores Mined:	1310

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	172	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	34	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3034
Towns Built:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	871630
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	123	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	217

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Star Shards Collected:	224	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	142	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.