USbros WTF Minecraft

astonishment, bewilderment, Chaos, commotion, confusion, disbelief, HOLY, HysteriA, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Pandemonium, perplexity, Shit, shock, Surprise, TURMOIL, uncertainty, upheaval, USbros, what is going on, WTF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AstroComet

Economy, PvP, Survival

Hey lovely people, are you looking for a super fun Minecraft server?

Welcome to AstroComet, we are a community-based server that hosts events, giveaways (including nitro), fun games/bots, and more!

We also have a Minecraft Server you can join and play! The link below will board you onto our ship of fun and we hope to see some of your faces around! Including exclusive custom models, survival mode, and much, much more! To join use the IP Play.AstroComet.Net!

All the best, AstroComet

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Survival Haven

Adventure, Antigrief, Community, Customplugins, Economy, Headhunter, new, smp, Survival, Vanilla

A haven to build and make friends. Rediscover the joy of a friendly community, A thriving economy, And animal themed ranks!

A core survival experience, with Better loot tables for a refreshing experience. Whether you want to rekindle your joy for the survival experience, showcase your creativity, or climb up the economy and ranks, Our friendly staff are here to provide you a safe haven.

– The core survival experience –– Better loot tables –– Friendly community –– An engaging Economy –– Head hunts –

– Custom Items –

survivalhaven.mcserver.us | https://discord.gg/MZVDdKWubK

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Villages Defended:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Funny Server (1.20.X)

Fun, smp, Survival

Hello! My name is adventuregamer64 (most people call me “ad” for short) and i used to run a server called “Unknown SMP”, the player count died after 2 years of running it. I took a year break from minecraft and now here i am, running this server, The Funny Server (i dont know why i chose this name, i guess i thought it was funny). This server is a work in progress right now so expect a few restarts every now and then. To see announcements, make a suggestion or report a bug/ player you can join the discord server (https://discord.gg/5Zbhq5kt6S).

I hope you join the server,ad (or adventuregamer64 or adventure)

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	456	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
New Chunks Explored:	613723	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Albacore Server [Hard Survival] [Anarchy] [Public] [Java] [Bedrock] [1.7 – 1.20+]

Anarchy, Anticheat, bedrock, HARD, java, Nowhitelist, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Brand New Minecraft Server

Vanilla – Hard Survival – Anarchy

No Rules – Public – No Whitelist

Java (26098) & Bedrock (19132) Supported

ViaVersion << All (1.7 – Current – Forward)

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DiamondCraft

KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

DiamondCraft is a bulgaria server server is pvp mcmmo and kit pvp server is hosting gamesers bge DiamandCraft is a Bulgarian server, log in and have fun, if you have 100 subs and make a rev, you will have a yotuber rank. Priqtna igra!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Biggvs Dickvs

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

Anarchy server hosted in Australia with no rules. The map doesnt reset. And has been running since 2021. Server version is 1.19.3

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Potions Brewed:	60	Animals Bred:	32
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Hidden Sanctuary | Where SMP starts

And, Bosses, Challenges, Community, Economy, Factions, love, Mobarena, PvE, Pvparena, Respect, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillaplus

IP: hiddensanctuary.net

Hidden Sanctuary is 100% free to play. A true passion project.

A big L to all the pay to win servers out there.

We want to make an example out there!

GET INVOLVED WITH US TODAY! 🙂 @ —> [url=”discord.gg/ms3w9rFA6k”]DISCORD[/url]

Hidden Sanctuary is a FRESH 1.20.4 Minecraft SMP Claims, nations, pvp and pve server, looking to expand and add content to the vanilla base game we all love so passionately. In addition to that I would love to invite you to a Discord server. A server that covers all sorts of topics. We love all sorts of games, but the focus is on Minecraft. Currently we have a team of 6 fivehead developers (MC-STAFF role on Discord) that are all ready to develop now that we have set up our Trello board. I started this serverproject late december 2022, and mark my words, it will be a one of a kind server, as all content will be handmade from scratch.

We will be implementing a lot of ideas and the vision of my most recent Minecraft server which I unfortunately had to discontinue due to life issues. As for promotion and to get traffic going I am trying to grow myself on several different platforms. You can expect me to make a ton of content about the server together with you guys as I stream live on Twitch at least 5 days and 30 hours a week 😉 You can also find Knetterkoekje on YouTube and TikTok. Check my other socials through the Community/MC Server Discord: https://discord.gg/ms3w9rFA6k

We own pretty much every useful premium Java MC plugin and have several very experienced Custom Mob/Map/Worldgen config developers and designers on board. We will be slowly adding more and more content through various plugins by also applying our own server logic using a Minecraft scripting language called Skript with an additional library called SkriptBee. In addition to that we have a great network, as such we are able to contact any of the developers of said important premium plugins to request features for our server in case we cannot achieve our goals using Skript. Feel free to DM Knetterkoekje here on PMC, or on Discord @Knetterkoekje#6600 if you have any questions regarding Hidden Sanctuary, me or well anything 😀 However if the server sounds intruiging it is a better idea to come have a first hand look! <3 I would like to reiterate that we are in BETA stage at the moment.The ETA for the full release is Febuari 2024.

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Trailer of the Nether: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe_JWbC1GQcTimelapse of our first PvP arena: www.youtube.com/watch?v=27SjLYcqbG8

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CubeBuilders

Capture, Creative, Economy, Faction Pvp, Factions, Flag, PvP, Survival

We got Factions!We got Survival!We got Creative! Unlimited superflat for all!We got Skyblock! Unlimited island size!

What are you waiting for?! Join us at CubeBuilders.net!

Server Address:– cubebuilders.net

Website and Forums:– cubebuilders.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Craftania

Survival, Towny

Craftania is all about communities. Earn money, create a town and invite your friends to become the biggest town in the world

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	680
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ApexSurvive

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

a fun minecraft anarchy be careful and try to survive the battlefield, it is also a kid friendly minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ethernal Realms | Enhanced Survival | Custom Dungeons, Mobs, Enchants, Weapons | 1.20.X

Auction, Auctionhouse, Community, Customenchantments, Customenchants, Discord, discordserver, Dungeons, Dungeonsbosses, Economy, Graves, Gravestones, HARD, Jobs, Jobsreborn, Keepinventory, Landclaim, Lands, Lottery, Magic, MCMMO, mmorpg, Mobarena, Nodonations, Nogrief, RPG, runescape, Safarinet, Semivanilla, Survival, Survivalrpg, Towny, Vehicles

Hey there!

Got no time to read? No problem. Here’s a list of what we have:

custom enchantsCustom Levelled and difficult

If you are interested or want more information, I’ll be glad to tell you!

Welcome to Ethernal Realms, a server dedicated to unlocking the full potential of Survival Minecraft, enhancing and expanding its gameplay for an immersive experience. At Ethernal Realms, we believe in a fair and balanced environment – no pay-to-win tactics, no cash shops for “cosmetics.” Everything you achieve is earned solely through in-game efforts.

Immerse yourself in a world filled with challenges and rewards. Explore dungeons and face formidable mob bosses, brace yourself for tougher nighttime mobs, and discover over 450 custom enchantments, custom weapons, magic, and the ability to claim and rent land. To make your Minecraft journey even more exciting, we’ve integrated mcMMO and Jobs Reborn, providing a balanced approach to gameplay so you can focus on building your kingdom, gathering gear, and engaging in epic battles within our custom mob arenas.

Economy enthusiasts, rejoice! Access and explore player-made auction houses, effortlessly create one-click chest shops for a tangible store experience, participate in online chat auctions, and navigate our dynamic Admin shop where prices fluctuate every minute.

Showcase your achievements in the chat and on Discord with a server-ready command designed to broadcast your triumphs. We’ve created a vibrant community where players can share their awesomeness effortlessly.

Join us at Ethernal Realms, where the spirit of authentic and rewarding Minecraft adventures awaits. No shortcuts, just pure, unadulterated fun. Come, be a part of our journey! If not, you have a wonderful day.

And if so, we hope to see you soon!– Ethernal

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Nethria.Pro OG Factions

188x, Balanced, best, Classicfactions, Faction Pvp, Factions, Factionspvp, Nopay2win, Nopaytowin, Oldfactionplugin, Oldfactions, Oldschool, Wither

The Nethria server is located in Germany, making it more accessible for all of Europe. It operates as a Factions server, running on an older version, 1.8.8, to evoke a classic, old-school ambiance. Additional details about the server will soon be accessible through its website. In the meantime, you are welcome to join and explore the server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MoonDust | Coziest minecraft server! Skyblock, Survival, Creative & KitPvP!

Adventure, Adventuremap, Blockregen, Capturetheflag, Caves, Challenging, Claims, Classicskyblock, Creative, Ctf, Difficult, Discord, Exploration, Explore, Friendly, Friendlycommunity, Fun, Lagfree, Land, Landclaim, Mineforblocks, Mineforores, Mines, Nongrief, Nonop, Nopay2win, Npc, Other, pewdiepie, Playershop, Plots, reddit, RPG, Skyblock, Slowpaced, Small, Spleef, Survival, Tntrun, Vanillaskyblock

MoonDust is a server originally launched in 2016. Mostly comprised of my classmates, MoonDust began as a tight-knit community. This server has gone through many cycles since then, but Skyblock has always remained as its core.

Since its beginnings, MoonDust’s Skyblock has only expanded. Our Spawn, originally a 25-block wide circle, has expanded into a 500×500 adventure by my brother and I. The map is an ever-evolving world that embraces its history.

You can track all our progress, our throwaway ideas, and more on our new discord !Hope you can become part of our community <3 (10/22/23)We released Skyblock Classic! A more simplistic take on the Skyblock experience, in contrast to our future gamemode Skyblock Adventure.

Skyblock Classic includes…*new spawn (old one will remain for SB adventure)*you can travel to the nether & end*player shops*island warps*vote crates & vote parties*deal of the month (certain shop items sell higher)*mcmmo*enchanter merchant*repair merchant*there will be resets and also rewards for the top players

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Potions Brewed:	129	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Kingdom SMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

KingdomSMP is a semi-anarchy LIFESTEAL server! We have a balanced economy, little to NO pay-to-win aspects, and we don’t have game-breaking OP items!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minephasma

Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This is towny, survival. Skyblock server everybody is welcome to come join the fun! We’re taking on new staff applications are inside discord. And if discord isn’t working ask me to generate you a new one my username is Bambzi

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magic Items Found:	6774
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.