USbros WTF Minecraft

astonishment, bewilderment, Chaos, commotion, confusion, disbelief, HOLY, HysteriA, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Pandemonium, perplexity, Shit, shock, Surprise, TURMOIL, uncertainty, upheaval, USbros, what is going on, WTF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying pigs, intense dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden llama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch them! And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake…but only the bravest and most sugar-loving players can find it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2863	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Das Haifischbecken – Freebuild

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Shark tank!? We are Shark Tank, a community that has existed since the end of 2011. Many of our members’ contacts have led to real friendships. We hope that you will also make new acquaintances with us. In contrast to other servers, you will regularly meet our team in the game or Teamspeak and you will also have the opportunity to chat with us at any time. ————————————————————————————————- Server concept At the end of 2011, Shark Tank was created as a Bukkit server with only a few plugins. In the coming years, our server has been further developed to create an interesting and entertaining game world for every type of player. Based on our experiences, we set up a new server in early 2017 that will continue the Shark Tank tradition for a long time.

Enjoy Minecraft as it should be! ————————————————————————————————- Haifischbecken.net ༼っ◕‿◕༽

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Towns Built:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Sami Stine

Creative, Mini Games, Raiding, Skyblock

Sami Stine

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	119	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RedemptionTeams

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival

RedemptionTeams is a new, modern, and fresh Teams PvP server! With custom plug-ins, amazing staff, and new and improved PvP, we believe that RedemptionTeams really is the ULTIMATE PvP expierence. Whether you have played Teams before, or you are new to it, our server has an amazing progression. RedemptionTeams gives an amazing expierence, and we are VERY professional. We believe that our server has more to offer than any other Teams server on Minecraft.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Crops Grown:	9469	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

eaveecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

eaveecraft

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MCB-Factions

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

MCB-Factions, the Faction server dedicated to you, we listen to our players and help provide the smoothest PvP experience possible. Our priority is fixing any bugs that may arise, they ruine the experience both for us and you.

We have plugins preventing all the most common Faction and PvP annoyances, such as pvp logging, border hopping and various cheaters. Join today and judge it for yourself! Key features: Anti-PvP logging , 20K border map, Friendly helpful staff, custom made spawn

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Star Shards Collected:	244	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafters Party

Survival, Vanilla

This server right here is the server you are looking for if you don’t want to be surrounded with complicated mods and want to be a part of a wonderful and warm community.

We like to keep it nice and easy. Here you don’t die from other players which means no PvP. The staff is picked after hard thinking and is ready to help at any situation possible.

There is a server website which gives you all information needed when you join. You can also post a forum post if you want to suggest something new on the server or just post a funny youtubelink.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Lux In Spelunca

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

Hey there!

Are you looking for a safe, mature, fun and friendly environment to play minecraft? Look no further you’ve found it here. !! We are a 13+ server !!

We are a NO-RAID NO-PVP server. We strive to create a community based on respect and maturity. -Shop plugins, horse-keep, LWC protection among many other neat features. -Survival world and a PVP arena -Creative world for members-only to enjoy. -Admins all have a great sense of humor ;D You will start out as a ‘noob’ and once you’ve proven yourself a worthy player you will be promoted to member and become part of our community. Please do not ask for admin/op, you will be kicked, and if you persist you will be banned. We don’t tolerate spammers or whiners here, we especially don’t tolerate griefers. We’re here to play minecraft, have fun and make friends! Feel free to stop by!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

LTD-Craft

Economy, Factions

mc.limitedgaming.net [Factions] [Mcmmo] [Cracked] [24/7] [Vampires] [NoGapples] [Plotme] [SilkSpawners] [MorePotions] [Raiding] [Griefing]

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Podzol Network

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Podzol Network is all about unique, entertaining gamemodes, such as Wizardry, where you will find yourself when you first join.

On Wizardry, you slay monsters, survive blood moons, fight bosses, level up spells, go on quests, summon minions, get achievements, find rare items, craft powerful spells, and explore dangerous, wealthy ruins. Wizardry is Survival, and there is PvP, you can protect your houses using a protection spell (which can be cast on sponges). But beware! If your protection is not leveld up, other players can take it over using a protection curse!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Potions Brewed:	27
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NemeGaming

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

NemeGaming was founded in 2011, and has since then been a staple household name, reaching millions of unique players logged into our network. We offer a variety of gamemodes, each of which provides the players with a variety of custom features never seen on any other server.

Our current gamemodes: – KitPvP – Skyblock – Survival

Join now at org.nemegaming.org

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ANiHost Factions server

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding

ANiHost’s new server!

We are brand new, but we are great! we have many amazing plugins, such as economy, worldedit, multiverse, Auto-Rankup(fun!)

we are ALWAYS recruiting, but DO NOT ask for staff, or items! 🙂 Hope to see you there!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Magic Items Found:	1511	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FuZioN PvP

PvP, Survival

We have a really great PvP survival server with free effect kits for everyone. For a Limited time everyone gets free vip. We have events which include spleef, bowspleef, mobarena, adminarena and more! When you join will get a free op starter chest which includes lots of goodies to get started. We have custom made weapons with custom made plugins! Come and play op pvp today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	9505
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2935

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

smoke2k server

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Towny

ello and welcome to my minecraft server. We have this server for over 4 years and we recently changed to a new host and a new ip. We have people playing on this server from the start and we managed to become a nice community with a lot of fun events. Right now we are focused on towny + minigames like skywars and blockhunt. We try to have fun events every day to keep the server interesting for everyone. We do events like thewalls, marriages and we hold tournaments where people can win prizes.

I hope you want to join our server and have fun with us.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Craftpvp

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

Hello and welcome to Hardcorepvp. A lot of fun and joy awaits you, I hope to see you in the fight. You can build a base, so it’s a server where you can farm and do PVP action. I would be happy if you could visit me on the server. It never gets boring on the server, the server doesn’t lag around, the server is restarted every 12 hours.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AmicorumCraft

Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a survival server. Family-friendly, mature, and only interested in building and having fun. Griefing, stealing, killing animals, etc, won’t be tolerated. We have anti-griefing plugins in place as well as logging to help prevent crass behavior/language and to repair/replace anything that’s been messed with. Come check us out and have fun!

Our server rules are very simple. – No Griefing – Property or Players – No Stealing – If it’s not yours, don’t touch – Use Common Sense – Don’t beg Admin/Mods/Players for stuff – Don’t ask to be op’d

Our server has been pre-paid so there is no worry of it shutting down. Visit us at www.AmicorumCraft.enjin.com for more information.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.