| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 3972 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
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| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 1324 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9319 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Votes: | 1888 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 3271 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.
And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.
Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 6109 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.
We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 8580 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.
So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 5116 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?
So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 6705 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 8639 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Crops Grown: | 7126 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Server | SMP |
|---|---|
| Mods | Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves |
Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there whitelist conformations? | Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings. |
| How long does it take to get whitelisted? | It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually. |
| Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? | Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted. |
| How big is the server? | It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it. |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 5482 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 180 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 2278 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 439 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 6906 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5781 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 8861 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Features | Details |
|---|---|
| Massive World | World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks |
| Minimal Rules | Only rule is no hacking |
| Pure Gameplay | No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies |
| Hardcore Survival Awaits | Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience |
Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?
A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.
Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?
A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.
Q: Is there any teleportation available?
A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 5784 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 96 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 5409 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4105 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.
Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.
Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.
So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 2575 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 108 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!
Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.
Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 9661 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 95 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 9701 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.
But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 216 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 71 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.
So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!
