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49.12.82.39:25846
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- The iDOL M@STER General Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is run by a group of deranged chickens who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these feathered overlords.
2. The spawn point is located on a giant floating pancake, where players must navigate their way through syrup rivers and bacon bridges to reach safety. It’s a sticky situation, but oh so delicious.
3. Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and a weekly karaoke night where players must serenade the Ender Dragon to sleep. It’s a wild ride, to say the least.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Let’s get crafting, my friends!
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TalentBoastin’ SMP
Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place to be, trust me. Like, the admins are all unicorns or something, and they grant wishes to players who find the rarest block in the game. And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. It’s wild, man.But that’s not even the best part. The whole server is actually floating on a giant taco in the sky. Yeah, you heard me right, a taco. And if you manage to build a house out of cheese, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s insane, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret society of llamas who control the economy? Yeah, they trade emeralds for cookies and diamonds for bubble gum. It’s a total mind trip, but it’s so worth it.
So, if you wanna join this crazy adventure and show off your talent for building the weirdest stuff ever, then you gotta hop on this server, bro. It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, I swear.
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BlockyBizarreLand
quirky traditions, enlightening discoveries, childhood misconceptions, shocking realizations, societal conditioning
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!Join us on our server where the pigs fly, the creepers do the moonwalk, and the cows break out into spontaneous dance parties! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server! Will you join them or will you fight against their fluffy tyranny?
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!
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BlockyDefense Minecraft Server
lol join our epic minecraft server where u can avoid getting shot down by russian air defence systems like in this crazy news story!! we promise u wont crash and burn like that airplane, unless u try to build a plane in minecraft and it goes horribly wrong hahaha!! come join us for some wild adventures and avoid the dangers of real life, like getting shot down by russian missiles!! #minecraftlife #dontgetshotdown #crazyadventures
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SovietSeaSabotage
u know why u should join dis server? cuz we got russian shadow fleets breakin marine cables like it’s nobodys business. u wanna be part of dat action, dontcha? come join us and witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through the treacherous waters of Minecraft. who needs regular ol’ servers when u can be part of dis madness? so come on, what u waitin for? join us and be part of the craziest adventure u ever seen in Minecraft!