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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 5416 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 3327 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 33 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who upgraded their cracked iPhone 12 mini to a 16 and was never seen again. Rumor has it, they were sucked into the digital realm by the iPhone AI and forced to mine diamonds for eternity. But on our server, you can avoid such a fate and instead, build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the iPhone AI.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure. Who knows what wonders (or horrors) await you in our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, watch out for Siri – she’s always listening.