Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 6310 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
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