Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
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