UnsafeExpertsMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Remember that time experts said mining straight down in Minecraft was safe? Well, they were wrong! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos of digging straight down and see what treasures (or lava) await you! Who needs safety when you have the thrill of risking it all for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on baby zombies wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or become their next victim?

And let’s not forget about the mysterious cursed villagers who roam the land, offering strange trades and cryptic messages. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden secrets and untold riches. Are you brave enough to seek them out?

So come join our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what dangers and adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Clown Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Void Armor Forged:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JobBlock Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ShoelessSpouseCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

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Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

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LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5400
New Chunks Explored:	546294	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NoPlansNoNiece

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Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Farms Harvested:	492	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7964	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Hatewatchers United

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Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

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GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	297	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

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Insomniacs SMP Overview

Name	Insomniacs SMP
Platform	BEDROCK
Discord Link	Join us on Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	In order to join the server, you must verify yourself by filling out a 3 question form and providing proof by SS.
Is the Discord link safe?	Yes, the Discord link is safe to use.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and outrageous fun that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the creepers and claim the title of Dance King? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we have special events like the Crocolisk Mount Race where you can ride a crocodile through a treacherous obstacle course to win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our Shark Hat Fashion Show, where players compete to see who can rock the shark hat with the most style.

Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.