UnsafeExpertsMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Remember that time experts said mining straight down in Minecraft was safe? Well, they were wrong! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos of digging straight down and see what treasures (or lava) await you! Who needs safety when you have the thrill of risking it all for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on baby zombies wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or become their next victim?

And let’s not forget about the mysterious cursed villagers who roam the land, offering strange trades and cryptic messages. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden secrets and untold riches. Are you brave enough to seek them out?

So come join our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what dangers and adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6649
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Clown Based Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mines Excavated:	3963	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

JobBlock Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ShoelessSpouseCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72	Love Letters Sent:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

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Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	299
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Towns Built:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	New Chunks Explored:	594138

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

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LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Animals Bred:	132

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ores Mined:	7914
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NoPlansNoNiece

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Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Hatewatchers United

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Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5225	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

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GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Farms Harvested:	815	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

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Insomniacs SMP Overview

Name	Insomniacs SMP
Platform	BEDROCK
Discord Link	Join us on Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	In order to join the server, you must verify yourself by filling out a 3 question form and providing proof by SS.
Is the Discord link safe?	Yes, the Discord link is safe to use.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and outrageous fun that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the creepers and claim the title of Dance King? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we have special events like the Crocolisk Mount Race where you can ride a crocodile through a treacherous obstacle course to win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our Shark Hat Fashion Show, where players compete to see who can rock the shark hat with the most style.

Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.