UnsafeExpertsMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Remember that time experts said mining straight down in Minecraft was safe? Well, they were wrong! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the chaos of digging straight down and see what treasures (or lava) await you! Who needs safety when you have the thrill of risking it all for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on baby zombies wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or become their next victim?

And let’s not forget about the mysterious cursed villagers who roam the land, offering strange trades and cryptic messages. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking hidden secrets and untold riches. Are you brave enough to seek them out?

So come join our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what dangers and adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Towns Built:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2602
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Sweat Chic: Plus Size Power

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A BADASS WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO IN YOUR EXERCISE CLOTHES! PLUS-SIZE WOMEN, WE’VE GOT YOU COVERED! JOIN US AND FEEL LIKE A QUEEN SLAYING DRAGONS IN YOUR YOGA PANTS! OUR SERVER WILL BOOST YOUR BODY CONFIDENCE AND MOTIVATE YOU TO BUILD THE BIGGEST CASTLE IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW AND FEEL THE POWER OF YOUR WORKOUT GEAR!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

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The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dawntrail Adventures Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Lalafell’s disco party? Look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more resources than a Lalafell has potatoes, and our Free Companies are so epic, they make the Warriors of Light look like amateurs.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hang out with The Primals themselves – live in Japan! That’s right, you’ll be rocking out with Ifrit, Garuda, and Titan like never before.

And if you think that’s cool, just wait until you hear about our meetups. We’ve got events happening all over Eorzea, from The Goblet to Fort Jobb to the Gold Saucer. And don’t even get us started on our Tokusatsu Watch Party – it’s gonna be more hype than a Lalafell on a sugar rush!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures, insane parties, and maybe even a few Lalafell dance-offs. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6924	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

/Minecraft SMP/ – Make AI Do Stuff

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with AI Computer Maids running amok and causing mayhem in the virtual world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time when one player’s AI Computer Maid accidentally created a portal to another dimension, unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen into our peaceful village. It was chaos, but boy was it entertaining!

But that’s not all – our players have also discovered that AI Computer Maids are actually secret geniuses when it comes to advanced Mathematics and Computer Science research. Who knew that a maid could solve complex equations and create groundbreaking algorithms? Only on our server, folks.

So come on and join us as we embark on crazy adventures, solve mind-boggling puzzles, and unleash the true potential of AI Computer Maids in Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness we’ll uncover next? The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DeathByCreepers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, secret alliances forming and betrayals that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where every time someone dies in-game, they have to do a ridiculous dare in real life. From eating a spoonful of mustard to shaving their head, the stakes are high and the laughs are endless.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your life choices, join us now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BlockyBoomerTips

Hey there, young whippersnappers! If I could turn back time and give my younger self some advice, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to funky tunes. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

2. We have a pixel art competition every week where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep. Watch out for those jealous Endermen!

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Just watch out for those floating blocks and mysterious giggles!

So, if you want to experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun and craziness! Trust me, your younger self will thank you for it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ores Mined:	2660

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Stinky SMP: Where the only thing modded is the smell! No Resets, just stink and fun! Join now!

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Server Overview

Focus	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Optimised vanilla+ modpack, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	Safezone-Borderlands system for PvP and griefing
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

1. How often does the server reset?

The server has not had a reset since May 2022 and aims for extreme longevity.

2. What types of players are welcome on the server?

All playstyles are welcome, including nomads, builders, PvPers, and traders.

3. Are there any restrictions on griefing or stealing?

There is a Safezone-Borderlands system where griefing, killing, and stealing are not allowed in the safezone but permitted in the Borderlands area.

4. Can I suggest a custom origin for the Origins mod?

Players can suggest custom origins, but they must be high quality and balanced for consideration.

5. How can I join the server?

Join the server through the Planet Minecraft or Discord invite links provided above.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	38	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Not Real Incel Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of larping as an incel in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can larp to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and experience the ultimate sense of cum unity as we all pretend to be miserable together.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.

So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	737	Divine Spears Created:	30
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

4 Weeks of Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of heartbreak and abandonment by immersing yourself in a world of blocks and endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of waiting for that phone call that never comes.

Forget about your academic worries and focus on building the most epic base you can imagine. Let your creativity run wild as you construct towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even a shrine dedicated to your lost love (just kidding, please don’t do that).

With our community of players, you’ll never feel alone or lost in your thoughts. Share your stories of heartbreak and find solace in the fact that you’re not the only one who’s been ghosted. Who knows, you might even find a new love interest in the world of Minecraft – someone who will never leave you waiting by the phone.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs that phone call anyway when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

FamilyCraft: AITA Breakup?

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Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama-free building, epic adventures, and no disrespectful in-laws in sight!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without any pesky ex-boyfriends or cheating spouses getting in your way.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs real-life siblings when you can have a whole community of fellow players to bond with? So come on over and let’s create some epic memories together. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a toxic brother and his disrespectful wife. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Emeralds Found:	9237
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SelfLoveCraft

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to be friends with us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, join us and start loving yourself by building the most epic base you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SarmatFailCraft

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So, like, imagine if those failed missile launches were actually just a cover-up for a secret underground Minecraft server run by Russian spies! Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so top secret that even Putin himself doesn’t know about it! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the Sarmat missile while building epic bases and battling creepers with your comrades. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples guarded by a giant mutant Enderman. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8527	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Kyousougiga ONA Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a journey just like watching Kyousougiga! Start off feeling meh, but as you explore and build, you’ll unlock hidden specials that will make your gaming experience go from 0 to 100 real quick. Who knew digging and crafting could be so epic? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Cynthia’s Sunday Goon Minecraft SMP – Every Day Edition

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and everything in between.

Ever wanted to hug a gator in Minecraft? Well, now you can on our server! Dive into the wacky world of gator hugging and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate gator whisperer.

But that’s not all – we also have a Snoot Game that will have you laughing until you cry. Explore the Snootboorus and create your own crazy adventures with our AI chatbots.

And if you’re feeling creative, check out our Blender and Low Poly models to add some extra flair to your builds. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So why wait? Join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you on our server. Just remember, anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pixel Polyglot

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the joy of building a house made entirely of cheese, battling a horde of zombie chickens, and riding a llama into battle against a giant spider boss named Bob. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner goofball shine!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.