Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 26 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
Are you tired of being stuck in a boring old world where everyone has normal last names like Smith or Johnson? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players with the most unfortunate last names you’ve ever seen! From Butts to Farts, we’ve got it all!
Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player with the last name “Poopface” who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Or maybe you’ll run into the infamous player known as “Pickle Rick” who built an entire castle out of, you guessed it, pickles!
So why wait? Join our wacky world today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive among the most hilariously named players in Minecraft history!