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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 9249 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.
the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!
