Unite

application, apply, Community, Discord, discord server, free, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Griefing, Guidelines, integration, Join, killing, Link, peacful, player head drops, rules, smp, stealing, unite

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ores Mined:	716	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Unite SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla 1.21.1 peaceful SMP
Rules	No stealing, griefing, unconsensual killing, etc.
Application Process	Join through Discord server

The server features Discord integration, player head drops, and other fun elements that enhance gameplay.

Apply here: https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Unite SMP.
How can I join the server?	You need to go through an application in our Discord server to join.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Vanilla 1.21.1.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, the server features Discord integration, player head drops, and more.

CraftyClapback

bar, Bar fight, CraftyClapback, critique, designated driver, Despicable, dive bar, Drunk, Game, husband, internet strangers, mad, Neighborhood, Pool, pool table, Rude, stand up for myself, sticking up for myself, tá, Upset

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your pool skills? Look no further! Our server is like a neighborhood dive bar, but with virtual pool tables and no judgmental old guys giving unsolicited advice.

Join us for a game of pool and some virtual drinks (we won’t judge if you’re the designated driver). And don’t worry, if someone tries to critique your gameplay, we’ll have your back.

So come on over and show off your skills without the risk of getting into a virtual bar fight. Plus, who needs a husband to stand up for them when you’ve got a whole community of Minecraft players on your side? Join now and let’s have some lolzy fun together!

TerrifyingFactsMC SMP

alarming information, bone-chilling truth, chilling reality, creepy fact, disturbing revelation, eerie realization, frightening truth, genuinely terrifying, hair-raising fact, Horrifying Discovery, petrifying fact, petrifying knowledge, scary truth, shocking detail, smp, spine-chilling detail, spine-tingling revelation, terrifying fact, terrifying statistic, TerrifyingFactsMC, unnerving fact, unsettling insight

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Potions Brewed:	140
New Chunks Explored:	492059	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, there’s this one time where a player found a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just chillin’ and sippin’ on some fancy tea. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that randomly spawns and challenges players to a dance-off. It’s lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of melons, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. I’m talkin’ cheese trees, cheese rivers, even cheese clouds! It’s like a dairy lover’s dream come true.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that the server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who are always looking for new players to join their potato army. They may be starchy, but they know how to throw a killer party!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear!

UsernameMurderMystery

death, demise, Fatal, game over, how did you die, kills, long tail tag, murder, Mystery, Tag, username, username death, username fatal, username game over, username kills you, username long tail tag, username murder, username mystery, username tag, UsernameMurderMystery

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Star Shards Collected:	180	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, your username kills you! That’s right, every time you log in, your username comes to life and tries to take you out in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Maybe you’ll be crushed by a giant block of cheese, or maybe you’ll be chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. The possibilities are endless! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where even your own username is out to get you. Who knew Minecraft could be so deadly and hilarious at the same time? Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate battle against yourself!

LulaCraft – Tariff Trouble

Brazil, Brazil economy, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic policy, foreign policy, global trade, government response, import/export, international relations, Lula, LulaCraft, political news, reciprocated, south america, tariff, tariff retaliation, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade war, Trouble, US

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

so liek, u know how all the other minecraft servers are like, soooo boring and basic? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s like, the most epic and crazy place to be!

we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on how to build the sickest houses. and our pigs can fly, like, no joke, they got wings and everything.

also, we have this secret underground dungeon where u can find treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. but watch out for the zombie chickens, they will peck u to death if u mess with them.

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a giant dragon that breathes rainbow fire? yea, u heard me right. so if u want a wild and wacky adventure, come join us now!

Rosalia

ADVANTAGE, Adventurer, approval process, Character, Discord, Donations, Empire, Events, FANTASY, Forbidden, Forgotten, gameplay, Guidelines, high fantasy, Improvement, Lands, reviewers, rosalia, rules, scattered, smp, subscriptions

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	77	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Rosalia Minecraft Server

Overview:

Rosalia is a 16+ high-fantasy roleplay Minecraft server set in a plugin-enhanced vanilla world. The server features easy-to-understand lore, experienced staff team, simple approval process, ever updating and expanding gameplay, and unbiased environment for all players.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does Rosalia use?	We play Java edition 1.20.2 on our server.
Is there a whitelist approval process?	Yes, but it is simple. Submit your character for approval and once verified, you can start playing.
How often is the lore updated?	Our lore and gameplay components are constantly being improved with frequent staff-run lore events.
Are donations or subscriptions required?	No, we do not ask for any monetary contributions. We have rules in place to ensure fair gameplay for all.
What is the theme of Rosalia’s lore?	Rosalia is set in the lands of a forgotten empire, where players can explore mysteries, ancient magics, and contribute to the rebuilding of the world.

Feel free to join our Discord server and ask any further questions in our support channels!

Join Rosalia Discord

StreamCraft City 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, being sociable, being sociable with kouhai, city, friendship, kouhai, MAKING FRIENDS, making new friends, online streaming, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, self improvement, shark, shark persona, social interactions, socializing, StreamCraft, streaming, Streaming Community, streaming more frequently, true potential, Unleashing potential

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Potions Brewed:	173	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya!

– We got streams happening all the time, like more frequently than a creeper blowing up your house! – Our players are more sociable than villagers trading emeralds for useless crap! – And we’re all about making new friends, like finding a diamond in a mineshaft!

Forget about Ame holding you back, bro. Join us and unleash your true potential, like a zombie horde invading a village! Let’s get crafting, mining, and building together, because this server is where it’s at!

IlliterateLonerCraft

attention seeking, Childhood, classmate, clubs, Complaints, disruptive, Father, Gay, homophobic comments, illiterate, IlliterateLonerCraft, Meeting, perfume, Professor, Psychology Degree, seat change, social awkwardness, stupid questions, suspension, University, Volume

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Animals Bred:	166
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying classmates who think they’re better than everyone else just because their dad is a psychology professor? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a break from the drama and chaos of university life.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world free from homophobic comments and stupid questions. No more threats over perfume smells or awkward encounters in clubs. Just pure, unadulterated fun in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated adventures.

And if you ever feel the need to tell off that annoying classmate, you can do so in the safety of our virtual realm without any consequences. Let out all your frustrations in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers here and there).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new friend who doesn’t ask dumb questions or make offensive jokes. It’s time to escape the real world and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time.

BodyHorrorMinecraftSMP

anatomy, BIZARRE, BodyHorrorMinecraftSMP, chilling, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, Fascinating, Grotesque, HORRIFYING, human body, Macabre, Morbid, Shocking.., spine-chilling, spooky, strange, Terrifying, unsettling, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

OMG you guys, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because, get this, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the zombie villagers guarding it, they’re like, super strong and have laser eyes or something.

And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical golden apple hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. But be careful, because there’s also a group of evil witches who want to steal the golden apple and use it to rule the server with an iron fist.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a giant lava pit in the middle of the server where you can challenge other players to epic PvP battles? It’s like, the Hunger Games meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and flying pigs.

So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, action-packed, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server ever, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

CraftyCreeperTreasuryTakeover

citizenship, controversy, Corruption, CraftyCreeperTreasuryTakeover, current events, foreign influence, Government, illegal, Immigrant, immigration, law enforcement, national security, News, Outrage, Politics, public opinion, scandal, seizing control, south african, Treasury Department, US

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Gods Slained:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where a South African immigrant has taken over the US Treasury Department in Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of an immigrant running the show in the land of red, white, and blocks. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will ensue? Join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

We survive and build cities ⭐ on Sundays /Fly 💫 server minecraft

balance, building, Cities, Citybuild, Community, Countries, crazyenchans, Enchantments, flight mode, KingdomsX, Mayor, Nations, Pacifist, Plugins, Quests, Russian-speaking, Server, Survival, Urban planning, Wars

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8649
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	1319
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Emeralds Found:	242	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Build and develop your city, the CityBuild project only starts, a new map, without wipes and lawlessness, a comfortable build chill. In addition to survival and construction, plot quests are added on the server, which are only an addition to the main concept of urban planning. You do not have to go through them, but still if you pass, then in the final epilogue you will find unprecedented wealth and glory!

The city is recorded through the Kingdomsx plugin teams. This plugin allows you to regulate the settings of the assigned territories and structures, create mob army, buy guns with various shells, conquer lands or conclude alliances for trade, as well as much more. Privat works through the appropriation of territories, a link and manuals on this plugin on the pages of the server (TG VK Discord)

Daily shares are thought out on the server. For example, on Sunday, all players will be available to flight mode using the /Fly team. So we get closer to the sky!

By the way about the conquests of territories. If you do not want to register in wars, you can make your city pacifist, in this case you will not have to fight or defend yourself from intrusions. You will enjoy the world and harmony of your state.

In addition to cities, you can also create nations and countries. And every week the state is given the opportunity to re -elect the mayor.

The server also has a Crazyenchans plugin. The plugin expands the list of available enchantments, while adding very much imbalance, 3×3 picks with automatic remelting.

All CityBuild plugins were manually translated and adapted to the Russian -speaking community. Due to this our project, CityBuild is the only and unique. In other words, this can only be found with us.

95.216.62.179:25989

VanillaEvolved

Advancements, Community, Discord, Experience, Features, gameplay, Guide, java bedrock, Maps, Minecraft, multiplayer, planetminecraft, RANK, Reset, rules, Server, smp, Stats, Survival, VanillaEvolved, Website

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	129952	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	16

VanillaEvolved – Vanilla Minecraft Server

IP: us.vanillaevolved.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/zdAGuAGrpb

PMC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Looking for players on our seasonal or noreset maps!

Seasonal will reset every 6 months and as the name implies, Noreset never resets. When you first join you will be on seasonal but you can change servers using /server seasonal or /server noreset

Check out our website for an in-depth guide: https://vanillaevolved.net/

Why Us?

We offer the vanilla Minecraft experience with not many unnecessary things added
Java/bedrock cross-play
Cool in-game stats viewable on a website
Semi-anarchy
Friendly community
Get a unique in-game rank for completing every advancement
You can do whatever you want as long as no rules are broken

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in certain designated areas.
Can I join with the Bedrock edition of Minecraft?	Yes, Java/bedrock cross-play is supported on our server.
How often does the seasonal map reset?	The seasonal map resets every 6 months.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Players are expected to abide by the server rules, which can be found on our website.

Venting Village 1.20.2

#venting, 1.20.2, bread making, Communication, coping, coping mechanisms, Drugs, Empathy, friendship, Job, Life, Listening, mental health, personal growth, positivity, problem solving, relationships, resilience, self-care, stress, Support, Village

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5525	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
New Chunks Explored:	450903	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Yo, bro, forget about all that boring real life drama and come join our Minecraft server! Why deal with people venting about their crappy jobs and lives when you can be making some bomb-ass crispy bread in the virtual world? Trust me, bread is life, man. And on our server, we have the dankest bread-making skills you’ve ever seen. So come on over and let’s get to baking, because who needs real life when you can have Minecraft bread, am I right? Let’s get this bread, literally!

LoanStruggle Minecraft Server

Banking, college, comfort, Credit, depression, finance, financial aid, income, income-driven, loans, LoanStruggle, Minecraft, ownership, parents, paycheck to paycheck, payments, personal loans, private university, recession, repayment plan, Retirement, Server, SOLUTIONS, teamwork

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Votes:	1405
Mines Excavated:	4444	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of real-life drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos and build your dream world without worrying about student loans ruining your life! Our server offers a safe haven where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content, all while avoiding the ParentPlus Loan monsters trying to drain your resources.

Forget about living paycheck to paycheck and start living your best blocky life on our server. Who needs a car or a house when you can have a pixelated palace and a minecart to ride around in? Join now and leave the real world behind – because in our Minecraft universe, the only debt you’ll have is to the creeper who blew up your house (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that too)!

BedtimeBros

3 year old, 30F, 32m, aita, angry messages, bedtime routine, BedtimeBros, Communication, compromise, Cooking, family dynamic, going to bed, husband, Options, rejection, relationship conflict, sister, spare room, tea, Toddler, Visiting

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	721	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of boring old tea time drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world madness! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will make you forget all about your husband’s tea time tantrums. Build your own virtual world, explore wacky lands, and make new friends who won’t ghost you for suggesting a cozy night in. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual fun on our server! Join now and let the laughs begin!

PixelPunishAIgetChildAbuse

abuse prevention, ai, Artificial Intelligence, child abuse, child exploitation, Child protection, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, criminalise, cybersecurity, digital age, ethical technology., internet safety, legal framework, legislation, online safety, PixelPunishAIgetChildAbuse, regulatory measures, Technology, Tools, uk

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Potions Brewed:	104
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Divine Spears Created:	30
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

u know what else is criminal? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff like flying pigs and talking cows. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples.

join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever. we once had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon. true story bro.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the madness. who needs AI child abuse tools when u can have flying pigs and talking cows, amirite?