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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 1703 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Join us if you want to battle giant chickens with diamond swords, build a house out of nothing but slime blocks, or race against a horde of zombie villagers in a minecart derby. And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you have to decipher riddles written in chicken scratch to find the hidden loot.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head for extra protection? Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious server out there. Plus, we have free cake every Friday! So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem today!